You know it's NOT time for potty training, when...

Here is the toddler, diaperless on the counter
Munching on loaves that were gifts for the neighbors.
Now comes the mom,
Whose been busy schooling
The two others at home
While this one was snoozing.
To her dismay mom came upon this scene,
Caught Kimberly red handed
And she had to clean.
The foil, the counters and even the floor
Urine was aplenty,
the diaper, discarded,
was over by the door.
But Kimberly seemed clueless,
She was happy and content,
to fill her belly with mommy's presents!